Hey, I'm Mark. Sixteen, sophomore, and socially defunct in Washington, though Japan is home. Hobbies consist of clarinet-ing, reading, writing, music, anime, and foreign foods. I reblog things that bring out the giggles. Feel free to ask or talk to me about anything~ (Enjoy my awkward bathroom photo.)
for you Glenn Coco!
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
google street view is the best, example:
I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”
(Source: stationarytomakemehorny)
